Please explain girls to me
Sunday, May 2, 2010
A girl tells me "I want to have something sweet!!"
I respond "Lemme buy you an ice-cream".
The reply is "Naah I don't want an ice-cream".
Then she spots the Amul kiosk and promptly asks me if cornetto is available there?
I am flabbergasted but still manage to reply "Its an Amul Kiosk it will not have cornetto but amul kone".
Arey woh hi..
She goes in.
Lo and behold she comes out with....
A kulfi in her hand.
I am speechless for the next five minutes.
Another Incident
I have three girls alongside me and I unfortunately for me and the Pan Wallah decide to offer them Paans.
Me: Paan anyone
Three of them: Yes
Now the ordeal begins
G1: I don't want giri.
G2: I don't want that red syrup.
The Panwallah prepares three meetha pans for them.
G1:You didn't put that red syrup
Panwallah out of reflex action puts the red syrup and giri in one swoop.
G1: No giri....
G2: The paan is huge. I want only a half.
G3: White White cheej kam hain
Another Incident
I have three girls alongside me and I unfortunately for me and the Pan Wallah decide to offer them Paans.
Me: Paan anyone
Three of them: Yes
Now the ordeal begins
G1: I don't want giri.
G2: I don't want that red syrup.
The Panwallah prepares three meetha pans for them.
G1:You didn't put that red syrup
Panwallah out of reflex action puts the red syrup and giri in one swoop.
G1: No giri....
G2: The paan is huge. I want only a half.
G3: White White cheej kam hain
Panwallah and I are utterly confused by now.
I pay and move up wondering how can someone have so many choices when dealing something so simple as a "Paan"
Random Thought:
If girls don't want guys to stare at their chest Why do they wear tops with text on it when they very well know that men are avid readers especially of tops graffiti
I pay and move up wondering how can someone have so many choices when dealing something so simple as a "Paan"
Random Thought:
If girls don't want guys to stare at their chest Why do they wear tops with text on it when they very well know that men are avid readers especially of tops graffiti
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very funny.
Girls want guys to stare at.I think they take it as compliment though they pretend to be annoyed.
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