Microsoft Lottery Scam

Thursday, July 9, 2009 Posted by Rahul Burman 3 comments
Recently I received the following two mails.

MAIL 1:

Your e-mail address has won you the sum of £500,000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand Pounds Sterling) from the Microsoft International Lottery. For your payment, you are required to contact our fudiciary agent with the below contact details:

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Sir Terry Grifith

(VERIFICATION DEPARTMENT MANAGER)

Email: terryonline2@british-gams.com

Tel:+447024067719,+447024096827
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INFORMATION REQUESTED:

(a) Your full Name: (b) Contact address: (c) Your Telephone and fax numbers: (d) Your Age: (e) Your occupation: (f) Your country of origin:

Thanks

Co-ordinator


MAIL 2:

This e-mail is to inform you that your e-mail address has won you the sum of £500,000.00(Five Hundred Thousand Pounds Sterling) from the MICROSOFT INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY. For your payment, you are required to contact our fudiciary agent with the below contact details:

CONTACT PERSON: Mr. Terry Martins
Email: agentmartins@british-gams.com
Tel: +44 702 408 2538
Tel: +44 702 408 2508

You are also required to contact him with the below information.

INFORMATION REQUESTED:
(a) Your full Name:
(b) Contact address:
(c) Your Telephone and fax numbers:
(d) Your Age:
(e) Your occupation:
(f) Your country of origin:

Regards,
Online Co-ordinator
Microsoft Lottery International Award Notification


Needless to say both of these are scam mails aimed only to make you part with your personal data and prepare a database for the scamster. What makes me wonder is that it is not 1996. The sheer fact people still send this type of mails is proof of the fact that people still fall for this crap. Therefore I have posted this mail verbatim here to tell people that you are actually not "lucky" to get this mail. Thousands of other people have got it too. Please don't reply and a make a fool out of yourself.

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10 Best PJs I have heard

Thursday, July 2, 2009 Posted by Rahul Burman 8 comments
Here goes a list of the best PJs I have ever heard:.
  1. A man goes to a restaurant, orders some takeout, and sits down to wait
    2. for his food.
    While he waits, he grabs a handful of peanuts from the bowl on the counter,
    and as he starts to chew, he hears a voice say, "That's a beautiful tie, is
    that silk? Very NICE choice!"

    Wondering who made the comment, he looks around and doesn't see anyone
    nearby who could be speaking to him. With a shrug, he pops a few more
    peanuts into his mouth.

    Next he hears the voice say, "Those shoes are stylin', my man. Are they
    Italian leather? They look GRRREAT!"

    He whirls around to again but sees no one near him. He glances nervously
    around and then at his shoes, which he tucks self-consciously under the
    stool.

    A little freaked out, he grabs another handful of peanuts. This time the
    voice continues with, "That suit looks FANTASTIC! Is it an Armani? Very
    nice!"

    He immediately calls the waiter over and says, "Look. I keep hearing these
    voices telling me how great my tie, my shoes, and my suit look - what's up
    with that? Am I GOING CRAZY??"

    "Oh," the waiter nonchalantly replies. "It's just the peanuts."

    "The PEANUTS?!?" the astonished man asks, staring at the bowl beside him.

    "Yes," replies the waiter, "…they're complimentary."



  2. A old couple who have lived a married life for over 50 years always went by one motto:- "Share everything and consider each other equal".
    3. On their 50th marriage anniversary, they decide to go to a nearby hotel for dinner.
    There they order food but as usual with only one plate; as they have been doing all their married life. But strangely, while the husband starts eating the wife doesn't eat anything. After 10 mins, the manager goes and asks politely "Ma'm, why aren't you eating? You always share everything"
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    She replies "I'm waiting for the teeth!!!!"



  3. Q: What happens when your female sibling swallows a roll of Kodak?

    A: Photos-in-the-sis


  4. bruce lee was a great man... a really great man...
    but once his married sister gave birth to a kid, he became an ordinary man....




















    coz now he had become mamu lee.... (In hindi an uncle is called as mamu)


  5. how do CAT (indian equivalent of GMAT) aspirants sing a song after a paper which had lots and lots of geometry???



    apun bola
    wo parabolawo boli
    mein hyperbolaapun jab bhi circle bolta hai
    usko ellipse kay koo lagta hai yaar?

    ye uska plane hoinga.... man mein uske ek sphere hoinga!!! (can't translate this :P)

  6. once santa and banta were feeling happy...
    happy got disgusted and left

  7. 2 sardar bank lootne gaye par bandook le jaana bhul gaye phir bhi bank loot liya. Kaise???

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    Bank manager bhi sardar hi tha. Usne bola "Oye, Koi gal nahi. Gun kal dikha dena!!"


  8. Santa: People consider me as a GOD.

    Banta: How do you know??

    Santa: Whenever I go to any place, people say "Hey bhagwan tu fir aa gaya"


  9. James Bond goes to the local Paanwala.
    Panwari: 12.5 rupaiya hua sahib

    bond gives him 10 bucks and tries to leave

    Panwari: oye baaki paisa kaun dega??

    Bond : Dhai another day!!!


  10. Teacher:Name 5 ferocious animals.

    Student: 2 lions and 3 tigers
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