10 Best PJs I have heard
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Here goes a list of the best PJs I have ever heard:.
- A man goes to a restaurant, orders some takeout, and sits down to wait for his food.
- A old couple who have lived a married life for over 50 years always went by one motto:- "Share everything and consider each other equal".
- Q: What happens when your female sibling swallows a roll of Kodak?
A: Photos-in-the-sis - bruce lee was a great man... a really great man...
but once his married sister gave birth to a kid, he became an ordinary man....
coz now he had become mamu lee.... (In hindi an uncle is called as mamu) - how do CAT (indian equivalent of GMAT) aspirants sing a song after a paper which had lots and lots of geometry???
apun bola
wo parabolawo boli
mein hyperbolaapun jab bhi circle bolta hai
usko ellipse kay koo lagta hai yaar?
ye uska plane hoinga.... man mein uske ek sphere hoinga!!! (can't translate this :P) - once santa and banta were feeling happy...
happy got disgusted and left - 2 sardar bank lootne gaye par bandook le jaana bhul gaye phir bhi bank loot liya. Kaise???
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Bank manager bhi sardar hi tha. Usne bola "Oye, Koi gal nahi. Gun kal dikha dena!!" - Santa: People consider me as a GOD.
Banta: How do you know??
Santa: Whenever I go to any place, people say "Hey bhagwan tu fir aa gaya" - James Bond goes to the local Paanwala.
Panwari: 12.5 rupaiya hua sahib
bond gives him 10 bucks and tries to leave
Panwari: oye baaki paisa kaun dega??
Bond : Dhai another day!!! - Teacher:Name 5 ferocious animals.
Student: 2 lions and 3 tigers
While he waits, he grabs a handful of peanuts from the bowl on the counter,
and as he starts to chew, he hears a voice say, "That's a beautiful tie, is
that silk? Very NICE choice!"
Wondering who made the comment, he looks around and doesn't see anyone
nearby who could be speaking to him. With a shrug, he pops a few more
peanuts into his mouth.
Next he hears the voice say, "Those shoes are stylin', my man. Are they
Italian leather? They look GRRREAT!"
He whirls around to again but sees no one near him. He glances nervously
around and then at his shoes, which he tucks self-consciously under the
stool.
A little freaked out, he grabs another handful of peanuts. This time the
voice continues with, "That suit looks FANTASTIC! Is it an Armani? Very
nice!"
He immediately calls the waiter over and says, "Look. I keep hearing these
voices telling me how great my tie, my shoes, and my suit look - what's up
with that? Am I GOING CRAZY??"
"Oh," the waiter nonchalantly replies. "It's just the peanuts."
"The PEANUTS?!?" the astonished man asks, staring at the bowl beside him.
"Yes," replies the waiter, "…they're complimentary."
There they order food but as usual with only one plate; as they have been doing all their married life. But strangely, while the husband starts eating the wife doesn't eat anything. After 10 mins, the manager goes and asks politely "Ma'm, why aren't you eating? You always share everything"
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She replies "I'm waiting for the teeth!!!!"
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some jokes are very nice specially 1st 1.
some jokes are not PJs acually i could lough 4 those jokes....
Thanks Shri
Well I laughed at most of them but if you come to think the are PJs.
whoa!!! the happy joke was too good!!! LOL!!!
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Fuck You...
Stop stereotyping the Sardars...
Burman...the Bengali
nuthing gr8..!! sry
1 PJ contributed from my side Rahul,
What do u call a the profession of a person who kills some one and then rings the bell????
Guess?
Answer: MAR-KE-TING (Marketing)